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Meet the Misfits

HITTHEBID PARTNERS IN CRIME – THE FAMOUS AND THE INFAMOUS

A brief look at the key players, and some not-so-key players, at HitTheBid.

The Warlock

Kenny Glick IS “The Warlock” – the Darth Vader of VWAP.

The Warlock has a standing offer to meet anyone in day-trading challenge. To-date, none have been bold enough to accept his challenge.

Despite his white, Jewish heritage, The Warlock is known to take Spirit Walks and undergo many and varied rituals on a regular basis, communing with higher beings.

The Warlock, aka…

  • Jesus of Wallstreet
  • The Prophet of Profits
  • Darth Fader
  • The Abraham of Assets
  • The Barak of Bread
  • The Cain of Cash
  • The David of Ducats
  • The Eliza of Earnings
  • The Frank of Funds
  • The Glick of Gelt (for the Yiddish people out there)
  • Spontenaous Interruptus (as he is known by the Romans)
  • Jefferson Krull
  • Perma Bear
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“The most important thing to learn about trading, is STOP doing things that don’t work.” - KG

Solid Jello

Solid Jello initially gained fame through his incredible fitness videos, most of which are only available through private sales and the underground market. As one of The Warlocks earliest disciples, and also Kenny’s step-cousin, Solid transformed himself into a VWAP Guru and a ThinkOrSwim programmer extraordinaire.

Solid Jello spends his days ruling the charts and purveying the wonders of VWAP and anti-VWAP to the people.

Solid Jello’s prognostication abilities are said to rival those of 8BALL.

Find out more about Solid Jello and his MadMax Combo at:

The Minotaur

Little is known of this mythical beast. Few people claim to have spoken with or otherwise communicated with The Minotaur, but now YOU can communicate with him directly at TheMinotaur@HitTheBid.com, with any membership questions or with any trading questions.

When not helping out HitTheBid members, The Minotaur hides in the shadows and only appears in times of need. The entire HitTheBid Empire would collapse without him.

It is rumoured that The Minotaur may be coming into the light more often, and that he was recently heard in the HitTheBid chatroom.

As of spring, 2021, a resident of planet Earth – Abel, Spawn of The Minotaur has emerged.

Fatty

fatty is Kenny’s illegitimate son, and one of the earliest disciples of The Warlock, joining him trading in 2007. Contrary to some rumours, fatty is not a fatty, but has been known to enjoy a fatty – now and then.

fatty is of Indian heritage and is known to take Spirit Walks from time to time – possibly while enjoying a fatty.

fatty likes to practice his ABCs, daily…

  • Angry
  • Bitter
  • Cynical
  • Sarcastic

“Sarcasm is the way fatty gives hugs.” – The Warlock

Penny G

Penny G is a master of Penny stocks, and a connoisseur of fine brews. He likes a good craft beer with a hard pour and a bit of head, just as much as he likes chart setups with a Kardashian bottom.

Kenny used not to trade penny stocks, and Kenny was skeptical of Penny, until Penny brought Kenny three penny stock winners in a row. After that, Kenny was no longer skeptical of Penny, and Kenny would trade many penny stocks with Penny.

Penny G loves to trade weekly options – especially during earnings – and trades them around VWAP which, of course, he learned from Kenny, The Warlock

When trading, just remember – if you’re not beside 8BALL, you’re behind him.

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P.S. If you’re wondering what the other lines are on Penny G’s charts, those are the +/- two standard deviations from VWAP, available in most VWAP studies. Penny doesn’t use the multi-day VWAP.

Thanos43

Thanos43 is an ancient character of myth and legend. Rumours are that he has some relationship to The Warlock – yet to be confirmed. They are said to bear a striking resemblance to each other.

Jefferson Krull

Don’t ask.

Viper

Paradoxically, this Viper has a history of close friendships with Andalusian horses and may have also once been a flight instructor.

Viper will help you with your ThinkOrSwim charting setup and questions, and so much more.

Viper also spins awesome tunes. She seems to find just the right music mix for the room.

For help on charts, and so much more, contact Viper@HitTheBid.com.

Fazoon

Fazoon came to life in the fall of 2020 and has been Kenny’s helper ever since. Fazoon has taken on a number of forms, often ephemeral. Some suspect Fazoon is Kenny’s Kuato.

As of May 2021, Fazoon has become a little more phemeral, and may at times go by HB Fazoon or Hazoon. Please retain the highest level of respect for this rare creature, engaging in a delicate undertaking.

Going into July 2021, the Fazoon collective was born – to either assimilate or be assimilated by The Warlock. The experiment is ongoing.

As of December 2021, there is genuine fear the Fazoon breed may become extinct. We are monitoring the situation
closely.

PPT

I like to help out this wonderful trading community – this wonderful family, really – these wonderful people that Kenny has brought together, in any way I can. I pull information together, operate behind the scenes, and try to keep things organized and up to date. Please email ppt@htbradio.com with any feedback or suggestions.

Solid Jello’s amazing MadMax Combo includes…
A variable Price Discovery VWAP Model, used to plot support and resistance ranges on the fly, and includes two variable inputs for aggregating data. The first input returns price discovery support and resistance over a selected number of bars, and the second input returns a variable Multi-Day(MDX) level.
Singles out high volatility actionable stocks that work hand-in-hand VWAP studies. Helps identify the most likely and actionable names.
The perfect study for a secondary window of charts providing Audible and Visual Alerts when price action falls within the scope of any of the JelloZone's primary indicators. this study also provides the price offset for each price level.
A series of Multi-Timeframe VWAP levels all on the intra-day 1 minute time frame chart and includes an additional adjustable variable VWAP indicator.
A 4-hour private session where Solid Jello will set up your platform, install all the studies, and go over each of the indicators so you can learn how to read the market through the lens of the greatest technical indicator ever, The VWAP.
The Multi-day VWAP Study provides a periodicity specific, adjustable aggregated volume weighted average price target. Watch Kenny live to see him use this all the time.

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